salience
April 10, 2003
Potential guys who could floss with me:
1. Prince. Yes, I know he is 5'2", and that he is married. It's the aura around him, it's so sexual and appealing. And besides, with him, you know size doesn't matter-that boy can work it.
2. LL Cool J. Oh LL--if you flossed with me, I'd be calling you Coolio JJ. That boy has some arms!!! Dayam!!!
3. Nelly. Pure ghetto-licious, ness. Honey, I know your Country Grammar.
4. Dave Navarro. Pure dark intellectual appeal. He just comes off as a very intense, spiritual guy. Too bad Carmen Electra is a ho.... but anyways.
5. Justin Timberlake. He's got that cute, innocent thing going on. Plus, the boy can dance. Holla Justin, I'll be your senorita.
6. Gavin Rossdale. I admire Gwen Stefani, and I would never take her guy. But still--he and I could have some chemicals between us.
7. Sting. He has that yoga appeal. Plus, I love his voice.
8. Craig David. Cute, prim and proper--the typical smooth guy. He always presents himself well, whether it's with clothes, or his manners. And that is appealing.
9. Chris Martin. Cute, spunky, also with the intellectual appeal.
10. Joaquin Phoenix. Just wow. If he ever came up to me, I'd be too busy drooling: those eyes, man. Shocking.
And see, that is the end of my list, really. I only have two points to make:
One: My man Michael CANNOT be on the list. 'Cause really, I want nothing to do with his bed. Even Michael circa 1982 is pushing it. I just like listening to his songs and watching the boy move. Cause damn! No one else can move like that--although Usher gets pretty close. (No, no, no---no baby faces on my list, thank you. Sorry, Will.)
Two: When it comes down to it, this list really is just a what-I-would-go-after list if I were a famous celebrity or something. You see, I got me a good one, and I plan on keeping him. :)
1. Prince. Yes, I know he is 5'2", and that he is married. It's the aura around him, it's so sexual and appealing. And besides, with him, you know size doesn't matter-that boy can work it.
2. LL Cool J. Oh LL--if you flossed with me, I'd be calling you Coolio JJ. That boy has some arms!!! Dayam!!!
3. Nelly. Pure ghetto-licious, ness. Honey, I know your Country Grammar.
4. Dave Navarro. Pure dark intellectual appeal. He just comes off as a very intense, spiritual guy. Too bad Carmen Electra is a ho.... but anyways.
5. Justin Timberlake. He's got that cute, innocent thing going on. Plus, the boy can dance. Holla Justin, I'll be your senorita.
6. Gavin Rossdale. I admire Gwen Stefani, and I would never take her guy. But still--he and I could have some chemicals between us.
7. Sting. He has that yoga appeal. Plus, I love his voice.
8. Craig David. Cute, prim and proper--the typical smooth guy. He always presents himself well, whether it's with clothes, or his manners. And that is appealing.
9. Chris Martin. Cute, spunky, also with the intellectual appeal.
10. Joaquin Phoenix. Just wow. If he ever came up to me, I'd be too busy drooling: those eyes, man. Shocking.
And see, that is the end of my list, really. I only have two points to make:
One: My man Michael CANNOT be on the list. 'Cause really, I want nothing to do with his bed. Even Michael circa 1982 is pushing it. I just like listening to his songs and watching the boy move. Cause damn! No one else can move like that--although Usher gets pretty close. (No, no, no---no baby faces on my list, thank you. Sorry, Will.)
Two: When it comes down to it, this list really is just a what-I-would-go-after list if I were a famous celebrity or something. You see, I got me a good one, and I plan on keeping him. :)
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