salience

September 12, 2003

Life in 617:

Michelle: I should shower.
Me: What time do you have class?
Her: 12.
Me: Yeah, it's 10:30, you should shower.
Her: Yeah.

(many stories and memories later)
(Michelle goes in the bathroom singing Blue Moon)
(Michelle returns to the room to contemplate what she's going to wear)

Her: What's the weather like?
Me: Like it was yesterday.
Her: Nice!! (pensive pause) Imagine how badly Aragorn would smell.
Me: But everyone smells when they don't shower everyday, so really, they would just cancel each other out.
Her: Do you think Legolas smells?
Me: Probably not, he's an elf. Right?
Her: Yeah...
Me: But he is a fairy.
Her: (pause) Okay, shower.

(marches to the bathroom, imitating a scene from Drumline, complete with her own theme song)
lasaliente, 11:04

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